Know When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

My grandma always said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all!” Easier said than done granny, why is that? Emotions are a funny thing, and some people can’t control them. No matter what, they say it comes out rude and off-putting. Every conversation seems to be negative, depressing, or … Read more

Girl Talk

(from the perspective of the writer and his conversations with women; he placed himself in their shoes; may contain offensive language) A girl can only get her heart broken so many times before it becomes rubble. I propose to be this eloquent cool, but not too cool, hot but not too hot, sassy but not … Read more

Pussy Drink

“I’ve got a pair of magic tits.” That was the first thing she told me as soon as we sat down. “Yeah, you have no idea. These babies are magical. Wanna know how?” I hesitated as if I wouldn’t be interested, but who am I kidding. Yes, of course, I would like to know just … Read more

A Women’s Guide To Understanding Men (part 2 of 2)

Last month, I put together a list of things that a woman might say to a man in a given circumstance and what she “really” meant. I did this in an effort to help men all over the world understand women. Hopefully it helped all the guys out there that read it. This month, I’ve … Read more

A Man’s Guide To Understanding Women (part 1 of 2)

For centuries men have tried to figure out what women really think and what they are REALLY saying when they say something. I’ve decided that after over 50 years of experience with women, I would convey my “knowledge” to men all over the world or at least the men that read this blog. So, I’ve … Read more

If I Were Caught

Procrastination gets the best of me, especially when there is always something else to do. My deadline is a week away but at the moment all I care about is grabbing a cold beer and watching the game. I was at my neighborhood bar, walking distance, just a few blocks, no reason to drive—I knew … Read more

Choose Your Words Wisely

Once those syllables come out of your mouth, they can’t be retracted.  Oh sure you can apologize, but what you said can never be unheard. Your only hope is that the person hearing it forgives you and you can move on. When a child is born the parents wait patiently for the first word…will it … Read more