Pussy Drink

“I’ve got a pair of magic tits.” That was the first thing she told me as soon as we sat down. “Yeah, you have no idea. These babies are magical. Wanna know how?” I hesitated as if I wouldn’t be interested, but who am I kidding. Yes, of course, I would like to know just … Read more

If I Were Caught

Procrastination gets the best of me, especially when there is always something else to do. My deadline is a week away but at the moment all I care about is grabbing a cold beer and watching the game. I was at my neighborhood bar, walking distance, just a few blocks, no reason to drive—I knew … Read more