A Man’s Guide To Understanding Women (part 1 of 2)

For centuries men have tried to figure out what women really think and what they are REALLY saying when they say something. I’ve decided that after over 50 years of experience with women, I would convey my “knowledge” to men all over the world or at least the men that read this blog. So, I’ve put together a list of things that a man’s wife or girlfriend might say to him and what it REALLY means. So here we go.

“Fine…do what you want.”

What she’s really saying is:

“Not fine, don’t you dare do what you’re planning on doing. If you do, you will suffer my wrath.”

“How do you know her?”

What she’s really saying is:

“What is your entire history with that woman, sexual or otherwise? Should I be threatened and am I prettier than her?”

“Sorry…what?”

What she’s really saying is:

“Oh I heard you. I’m just giving you a chance to change what you said.”

“It doesn’t even matter now anyway.”

What she’s really saying is:

“It does matter. It matters more now than it did when it first happened and it’s affecting every single facet of my life.”

“I didn’t even like him that much anyway.”

What she’s really saying is:

“I really liked him. I think I was falling for him, but he hurt me and my pride, and now I’m trying to put on a brave face.”

“Whatever…I’m over it.”

What she’s really saying is:

“I am not over it – I just want you and the rest of the world to think that I am.”

“I need space.”

What she’s really saying is: 

“Get away from me. We’re probably about to break up.”

“We’ll talk about this later.”

What she’s really saying is:

“I’m so furious with you that I can’t think straight. I need more time to gather ammunition and/or think about why I’m still with you.”

“I forgive you.”

What she’s really saying is:

 “I’ve decided I can live with what you’ve done. But you should know that I’m going to use it against you for the rest of your life.”

“Let’s take it slow.”

What she’s really saying is:

“I’ve got at least one other guy on a string right now, and I haven’t decided yet which one of you I like more.”

“I’m not mad.” 

What she’s really saying is:

“I’m mad!”

And last but not least, all of these mean NO!!

“We’ll see”

“Maybe” 

“No”

By Mike C



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